A robot blow-drying a very round, very unimpressed corgi in a tiny salon.

Fully automated. Badly.

Shed Happens

The bots do the grooming. You do the damage control. One of you is qualified, and it is not CLIP-E.

  1. 1. Bots grab whoever they feel like.
  2. 2. Overrule them before the timer.
  3. 3. When it gets weird, pick the least illegal option.

Day 1 · Till $80 · Woofscore 70

The staff

  • SUDS-9000

    Suds Bay

    Gentle, leaky, and one compliment away from tears.

  • CLIP-E

    Clip Deck

    Confident, incorrect, and already holding the scissors.

  • DRYDEN

    Blowout

    Treats airflow as a personality and a moral stance.

  • NAILBERT

    Nail Bar

    Files nails and, when moved, small grievances.